You can’t force or fake it when you make Thrift love. You have to set the mood. Thrift stores are equipped with everything your body desires, so do Sexy Lady Thrift a favor and get warmed up so you both leave the thrift store satisfied.
1. Salivate over Thrift Porn
Thrift porn is whatever inspires you to thrift, it helps you think outside the box and unlock the potential in the midst of the dusty thrift store or flea market. Try these popular seductive examples: Apartment Therapy, Ready Made, & Dwell. They'll make you hot and heavy for thrifting.
The best thrift porn features collections and eclectic mixes. Our thrifty souls thrive on the jumbled stimulation our erotic Lady Thrift gives us. All of the thrift blogs I’ve linked to the left will also provide excellent thrifty stimulation.
2. Scribe the Sexy Thrift List
Take inventory of what inspires you while you rifle through thrift porn and make a Thrift List. Write down the supplies you’ll need to achieve your thrift dreams, write the household goodies your need to pick up, write everything. The Thrift List will keep your search hot and eager so you'll keep thrifting hard until you’re spent and satisfied.
3. Make Sweet, Slow Thrift Love
Once you're warmed up and ready you need to take your time and savor the thrift adventure. Take it easy, take it slow. Enjoy it. Your mind is brimming with thrift-spiration, so don't end the adventure prematurely. Start at one corner of the thrift store or flea market and slowly work your way to the next. Leave no crevice unexplored to find the sexiest items and the best deals.
These thrift tips will ignite the thrift passion and activate the flow of excitement that thrifting brings. Pop in a Prince Record and start ogling some succulent thrift porn, you know you want to. Thrifting: if loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Does anyone have other thrift-spiration sources to share? I'm trying to lift my thrift mojo, Lady Thrift and I are having a dry spell.
okay that is the funniest post that I have ever read. Simply the funniest ever Van. Makes me look at thrifting a whole new way.
ReplyDeleteI wrote the post while listening to Prince's international lover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fendRDZI8NY and it was so fun. I truly need to spice up my thrift-life!
ReplyDeleteI love it! I will have to tell my friend about more thrift porn :-)
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i love this :)
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ReplyDelete"Leave no crevice unexplored...." Ha! Love it!
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI am dying laughing, but it's so true. Ha ha!
ReplyDeleteIt's so true, you have to set the mood! Love this post!
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I agree with the previous comments. You can stay away with porn movies and use other alternative thrift lovemaking methods. Although watching porn may really help you think outside the box, aromatherapy may also help you achieve a certain excitement.
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